Who said what. Verbatim.

“If you don’t get there, maybe you still get to 7,000,”

Albert Matheny encouraged aiming high even if one only reaches 7,000 steps.

“We were at South Park this morning trying to figure out what next week’s show is going to be,”

Trey Parker described how the creative team was still actively developing upcoming episodes.

“There’s nothing wrong with 10,000 steps, but it isn’t based in science,”

Albert Matheny remarked that while 10,000 steps is fine, it is not scientifically grounded.

“RIP Terry Bollea aka Hulk Hogan”

Dwayne Johnson concluded his written tribute to Hulk Hogan.

“New York City has long been at the vanguard of interfering with enforcing this country’s immigration laws. Its history as a sanctuary city dates back to 1989, and its efforts to thwart federal immigration enforcement have only intensified since,”

A federal legal complaint outlined the history and alleged impact of New York City's sanctuary policies.

“We need to know how much gets back in, compared to what was originally ingested,”

Wright discusses the necessity of understanding how much ingested plastic enters the bloodstream.

“In particular, Skydance has made written commitments to ensure that the new company’s programming embodies a diversity of viewpoints from across the political and ideological spectrum.”

Brendan Carr outlined commitments made by Skydance regarding political viewpoint diversity across network programming.

“No one deserves to live a life of fear and trauma,”

Brandon Boudreaux tearfully spoke in court about the emotional impact of the attempt on his life.

“We don't yet have a definitive threshold for toxicity, but we are starting to see patterns,”

Marfella comments on current research efforts to determine human toxicity thresholds for microplastics.

“That had me laughing.”

Mike Judge commented on being amused by SNL's Beavis and Butt-Head sketch.

“Let’s put that in there.”

Trey Parker recounted what he and Matt Stone said while reading news headlines for episode ideas.

“I was just trying to draw him, and it turned into something else.”

Mike Judge explained how drawing his classmate evolved into the animated series.

“The time has come to end the war in Gaza,”

The leaders of the U.K., France, and Germany issued a joint statement calling for an end to the war in Gaza.

“Pam Bondi may want to distract from reality, but the facts are clear: the evidence consistently shows that cities with sanctuary laws are safer than those without them,”

A City Council spokesperson defended sanctuary laws in response to the federal lawsuit.

“I believe that Lori Vallow herself is the family tragedy,”

Colby Ryan testified by remote link regarding his mother's role in the family tragedy.

“Glaciers and deep groundwater are sort of ancient trust funds. Instead of using them only in times of need such as a prolonged drought, we are taking them for granted. Also, we are not trying to replenish the groundwater systems during wet years and thus edging towards an imminent freshwater bankruptcy.”

Hrishikesh A. Chandanpurkar cautioned that failing to replenish groundwater systems during wet years leads to freshwater bankruptcy.

“GRACE records are really getting to the length where we are able to robustly see long-term trends from climate variability. More in-situ observations and data sharing would further support in making this separation and inform water management.”

Hrishikesh A. Chandanpurkar explained how extended GRACE mission records help separate long-term trends from climate variability.

“He’s been a big part of what we’ve done for a while, so it’s sad to see him go,”

Rockies interim manager Warren Schaeffer reflected on Ryan McMahon's departure from Colorado.

“Then it’s a character.”

Matt Stone explained how adding eyes to the penis turned it into a character to resolve network concerns.

“Americans no longer trust the legacy national news media to report fully, accurately, and fairly,”

Brendan Carr released a statement regarding trust in national news media after the FCC approved the Paramount-Skydance merger.

“Aiming for 7,000 steps is a realistic goal based on our findings, which assessed health outcomes in a range of areas that hadn’t been looked at before.”

Professor Ding explains the realistic benchmark provided by the study's findings on daily step counts.

“shown blatant disregard for humanity,”

Judge Justin Beresky condemned Lori Vallow Daybell during her sentencing.

“They also insisted on doing live fact checking, which is unprecedented.”

Steven Cheung disputed the circumstances surrounding discussions for Donald Trump to appear on 60 Minutes.

“A thousand steps is way better than zero,”

Albert Matheny emphasized that any amount of walking is beneficial compared to none.

“If an inflammatory response persists or is actively promoted by continuous exposure to plastics, this could have implications for tumour formation and disease progression. Although the direct role of microplastics in cancer development is still being investigated, existing scientific databases and studies indicate a probable connection.”

Pichler discusses how continuous plastic-induced inflammation could link to cancer development.

“no clinical data backed it then, and none was added later,”

Dani Singer explained that clinical data has never backed the original 10,000 steps number.

“It is striking how much non-renewable water we are losing,”

Hrishikesh A. Chandanpurkar discussed the alarming depletion of Earth's non-renewable water resources.

“It was easy to do a Hulkster impersonation when, like millions of guys my age, I'd practiced it in the mirror a thousand times growing up. #RIPHULKHOGAN,”

Kane recalled practicing Hulk Hogan impersonations in the mirror during his youth.

“And then the greater concern is where they are ending up, and are they accumulating somewhere? It's very unlikely that our body is capable of completely breaking them down. And can that lead to things like chronic inflammation and tissue scarring which compromises the function of organs?”

Wright outlines concerns about microplastic accumulation and subsequent health complications.

“With asthma, we know that air quality is a massive thing, one of the major problems that initiates attacks,”

Couceiro discusses the role of air quality in triggering asthma attacks.

“impede the Federal Government’s ability to enforce the federal immigration laws”

The Trump administration filed a complaint alleging New York's sanctuary policies impede federal immigration enforcement.

“Unfortunately we must confirm that Terry Bollea, aka Hulk Hogan passed away this morning,”

Linda Bose confirmed the passing of Hulk Hogan to Newsweek.

“While efforts to mitigate climate change are facing challenges, we can address continental drying by implementing new policies around regional and international groundwater sustainability. In turn, this will slow the rate of sea level rise and help preserve water for future generations.”

Jay Famiglietti outlined how regional and international groundwater sustainability policies can mitigate continental drying.

“He was every bit the showman and entertainer we all grew up watching. Rest in peace, Hulk🙏🏼”

Troy Aikman remembered Hulk Hogan as a consummate showman and entertainer.

“CBS used its national platform on 60 Minutes to cross the line from the exercise of judgment in reporting to deceitful, deceptive manipulation of news,”

Donald Trump's lawsuit against Paramount alleged that CBS deceptively manipulated news reporting during a 60 Minutes broadcast.

“We know daily step count is linked to living longer, but we now also have evidence that walking at least 7,000 steps a day can significantly improve eight major health outcomes – including reducing the risk of cardiovascular disease, dementia, and depressive symptoms,”

Professor Ding highlights evidence linking 7,000 daily steps to improvements across major health outcomes.

“It is time for a change. That is why I welcome Skydance’s commitment to make significant changes at the once storied CBS broadcasting network.”

Brendan Carr expressed support for Skydance's planned changes at CBS following the merger's approval.

“had to fight to stay alive after the pain”

Colby Ryan described the grief of losing his siblings and stepfather during the court hearing.

“We know that heating and hot water are the worst-case scenarios for plastic ingestion, and that can really facilitate the release of microplastics from commonly used plastic items,”

Wright describes the conditions that facilitate the release and ingestion of microplastics.

“If we can do this with enough people, we might be able to draw some general conclusions across a number of people with asthma or chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, and speak to them about what's in their homes and how they can avoid certain things,”

Couceiro discusses testing patient environments to provide advice on avoiding harmful plastic particles.

“interfere with the enforcement of Federal law.”

An executive order authorized pursuing penalties if localities obstruct federal immigration enforcement.

“Hulk Hogan was a true legend. I was fortunate to work with him a couple of times, including this memorable one.”

Kane honored Hulk Hogan and remembered working with him.

“Paramount has made great progress – none greater than over the past year. We truly have momentum as a company and that’s a testament to you, our talented teams, with your incredible ability to deliver hit shows and blockbuster films, and all the critical pieces that make those things happen behind the scenes from BALA, finance, HR, communications, marketing, technology, distribution, partnerships, sales, consumer products, government relations and more – even in the context of a rapidly evolving landscape.”

Paramount's co-CEOs sent an internal memo to employees reflecting on the company's progress ahead of the Skydance merger.

“They're not going to immediately cause a specific harm, but it's more likely that they're going to damage your cells and create a burden on your overall wellbeing which makes you more likely to get illnesses.”

Couceiro describes the cumulative cellular damage microplastics may cause to human health.

“We know that microplastics are everywhere, even in the indoor environment. If they're in your air, you're still taking in microplastics at low levels when you're asleep,”

Couceiro notes that people continuously inhale microplastics indoors, even during sleep.

“So we want to take some of these scenarios and try to see how many of these microplastics are actually absorbed across our gut and back into the blood.”

Wright outlines the objective of testing microplastic absorption from common exposure scenarios.

“Eventually, the camera that you seek out, the media requests, will lessen over time and you will fade into obscurity.”

Judge Justin Beresky told Lori Vallow Daybell that public interest in her would fade over time.

“For people who are already active, 10,000 steps a day is great, but beyond 7,000 steps, the extra benefits for most of the health outcomes we looked at were modest.”

Dr. Owen discusses the modest extra health benefits of walking beyond 7,000 steps per day.

“The variety of microplastics in the environment means that you just couldn't test every single possibility [in terms of the links between microplastics and disease], because that would be hundreds of experiments to run,”

Wright notes the practical difficulty of testing every variety of microplastic for disease links.

“She wrote her own make-believe story, and she wrote it in blood,”

Gerry Vallow delivered scathing remarks directed at Lori Vallow Daybell during the hearing.

“We watched our way through the whole thing,”

Pete Carroll addressed the Raiders' decision to move on from defensive tackle Christian Wilkins.

“will review the lawsuit”

Mayor Eric Adams stated on X that he would review the federal lawsuit against the city.

“There wasn’t a scientific basis for it.”

Albert Matheny explained that the 10,000 steps target lacked a scientific basis.

“From a fan to a friend—working with Hulk Hogan for a few years was a thrill and a privilege,”

Troy Aikman paid homage to Hulk Hogan on X.

“I know there’s real offensive potential in there.”

Yankees manager Aaron Boone discussed the offensive potential of Ryan McMahon.

“Some would have inevitably ended up in the soil through atmospheric deposition, and you can also imagine microplastics being shed from tractor tyres.”

Macdonald describes how microplastics historically made their way into soil.

“There were initial discussions, but nothing was ever scheduled or locked in,”

Steven Cheung disputed claims that Donald Trump had scheduled and then cancelled an interview with 60 Minutes.

“You may have 'passed the torch' to me that night, but you, my friend....”

Dwayne Johnson acknowledged Hulk Hogan passing the torch during their historic match.

“In this day, when PBS is getting their funding cut, that’s how I found Monty Python.”

Matt Stone mentioned public broadcasting cuts while discussing how he originally discovered Monty Python on PBS.

“Thank you, for the house.”

Dwayne Johnson reiterated his thanks to Hulk Hogan.