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“Glaciers and deep groundwater are sort of ancient trust funds. Instead of using them only in times of need such as a prolonged drought, we are taking them for granted. Also, we are not trying to replenish the groundwater systems during wet years and thus edging towards an imminent freshwater bankruptcy.”

Hrishikesh A. Chandanpurkar cautioned that failing to replenish groundwater systems during wet years leads to freshwater bankruptcy.

“GRACE records are really getting to the length where we are able to robustly see long-term trends from climate variability. More in-situ observations and data sharing would further support in making this separation and inform water management.”

Hrishikesh A. Chandanpurkar explained how extended GRACE mission records help separate long-term trends from climate variability.

“From a fan to a friend—working with Hulk Hogan for a few years was a thrill and a privilege,”

Troy Aikman paid homage to Hulk Hogan on X.

“I was just trying to draw him, and it turned into something else.”

Mike Judge explained how drawing his classmate evolved into the animated series.

“We watched our way through the whole thing,”

Pete Carroll addressed the Raiders' decision to move on from defensive tackle Christian Wilkins.

“There wasn’t a scientific basis for it.”

Albert Matheny explained that the 10,000 steps target lacked a scientific basis.

“will review the lawsuit”

Mayor Eric Adams stated on X that he would review the federal lawsuit against the city.

“It sounds like a weird place to do this, but Antarctica has the lowest load of antimicrobial resistance genes so it's a good area to look at that because you don't have so much noise from other things,”

Couceiro explains why Antarctica is a suitable site to study antimicrobial resistance genes on microplastics.

“We were at South Park this morning trying to figure out what next week’s show is going to be,”

Trey Parker described how the creative team was still actively developing upcoming episodes.

“RIP Terry Bollea aka Hulk Hogan”

Dwayne Johnson concluded his written tribute to Hulk Hogan.

“If you don’t get there, maybe you still get to 7,000,”

Albert Matheny encouraged aiming high even if one only reaches 7,000 steps.

“New York City has long been at the vanguard of interfering with enforcing this country’s immigration laws. Its history as a sanctuary city dates back to 1989, and its efforts to thwart federal immigration enforcement have only intensified since,”

A federal legal complaint outlined the history and alleged impact of New York City's sanctuary policies.

“There’s nothing wrong with 10,000 steps, but it isn’t based in science,”

Albert Matheny remarked that while 10,000 steps is fine, it is not scientifically grounded.

“Then it’s a character.”

Matt Stone explained how adding eyes to the penis turned it into a character to resolve network concerns.

“Americans no longer trust the legacy national news media to report fully, accurately, and fairly,”

Brendan Carr released a statement regarding trust in national news media after the FCC approved the Paramount-Skydance merger.

“Aiming for 7,000 steps is a realistic goal based on our findings, which assessed health outcomes in a range of areas that hadn’t been looked at before.”

Professor Ding explains the realistic benchmark provided by the study's findings on daily step counts.

“Pam Bondi may want to distract from reality, but the facts are clear: the evidence consistently shows that cities with sanctuary laws are safer than those without them,”

A City Council spokesperson defended sanctuary laws in response to the federal lawsuit.

“knowing she didn’t get away with her crimes committed in Maricopa County,”

Maricopa County Attorney Rachel Mitchell spoke to reporters following the sentencing hearing.

“And that meant the world to that little 12 year old boy.”

Dwayne Johnson shared how much Hulk Hogan's gesture meant to him as a young boy.

“This research matters. It clearly shows that we urgently need new policies and groundwater management strategies on a global scale,”

Jay Famiglietti highlighted the urgent need for new global policies on groundwater management.

“And if plastic particles are slightly worse than the other particles in the air, then we need to try and reduce their exposure to them.”

Couceiro emphasizes the importance of reducing exposure to airborne plastic particles.

“We know daily step count is linked to living longer, but we now also have evidence that walking at least 7,000 steps a day can significantly improve eight major health outcomes – including reducing the risk of cardiovascular disease, dementia, and depressive symptoms,”

Professor Ding highlights evidence linking 7,000 daily steps to improvements across major health outcomes.

“It is time for a change. That is why I welcome Skydance’s commitment to make significant changes at the once storied CBS broadcasting network.”

Brendan Carr expressed support for Skydance's planned changes at CBS following the merger's approval.

“I started imitating in the back of the class, and it just caught on,”

Mike Judge described how imitating a former classmate inspired the creation of Beavis and Butt-Head.

“I fault the authors for not noticing these things and sorting them out,”

Rosemary Redfield criticized the study's authors for failing to address obvious methodological flaws.

“Josh’s ability to hit for both average and power is unique, and we are excited to not face him anymore.”

Justin Hollander praised Josh Naylor's hitting skills after the Mariners acquired the first baseman.

“shown blatant disregard for humanity,”

Judge Justin Beresky condemned Lori Vallow Daybell during her sentencing.

“It was easy to do a Hulkster impersonation when, like millions of guys my age, I'd practiced it in the mirror a thousand times growing up. #RIPHULKHOGAN,”

Kane recalled practicing Hulk Hogan impersonations in the mirror during his youth.

“no clinical data backed it then, and none was added later,”

Dani Singer explained that clinical data has never backed the original 10,000 steps number.

“If an inflammatory response persists or is actively promoted by continuous exposure to plastics, this could have implications for tumour formation and disease progression. Although the direct role of microplastics in cancer development is still being investigated, existing scientific databases and studies indicate a probable connection.”

Pichler discusses how continuous plastic-induced inflammation could link to cancer development.

“It is striking how much non-renewable water we are losing,”

Hrishikesh A. Chandanpurkar discussed the alarming depletion of Earth's non-renewable water resources.

“They also insisted on doing live fact checking, which is unprecedented.”

Steven Cheung disputed the circumstances surrounding discussions for Donald Trump to appear on 60 Minutes.

“A thousand steps is way better than zero,”

Albert Matheny emphasized that any amount of walking is beneficial compared to none.

“It is possible that a planet once existed in the Solar System but was later ejected, causing the unusual orbits we see today.”

Yukun Huang suggested that an ejected planet could account for the unusual sednoid orbits.

“I probably met with the doctor maybe as little as 15 minutes.”

Brandy Macaluso-Owens commented on receiving a $174 facility fee for a brief appointment with a specialist.

“It will be interesting to see if this is the first domino to fall in a series of foreign countries that decide long-term stability is more important that short term disputes over specific tariff rates.”

Karl Brauer reflected on whether other countries will follow Japan in seeking tariff stability.

“Don’t talk so stupid. ‘E [Rhoads] wouldn’t like it.”

Ozzy Osbourne recalled his wife Sharon encouraging him to continue performing after Randy Rhoads' death.

“it feels very good to be back on a construction site,”

Donald Trump remarked on his experience touring the Federal Reserve's construction site.

“The Bay eleven resplendent in their new jerseys, dark blue with gold striped arms, made an imposing appearance.”

A 1923 newspaper column described the Green Bay Packers appearing in their new blue and gold jerseys.

“We need to review all the details of the agreement, but this is a deal that will charge lower tariffs on Japanese autos with no U.S. content,”

Matt Blunt commented on the details of the tariff deal between the U.S. and Japan.

“The environment remains exceptionally uncertain, especially because of trade disputes,”

The ECB issued a statement on economic uncertainty while keeping interest rates steady.

“I’ve never seen anybody get their feelings hurt enough that money couldn’t cure.”

Jerry Jones reflected on how financial compensation resolves hurt feelings during contract disputes.

“the most expensive place to build.”

Donald Trump shared his perspective on the expense of underground excavation work.

“Does it justify this unknown fee, when you go to see the doctor for a check-up and you’re in there for five minutes?”

Irene Rauch questioned the justification for receiving an unexpected fee for a routine follow-up visit.

“Understanding our Sun and the space weather it produces is more important to us here on Earth, I think, than most realize,”

Joe Westlake discussed the significance of studying space weather after the launch of NASA's TRACERS mission satellites.

“Speaker Johnson has a tough job. I think he’s doing a great job managing all of the influences in our conference, so I’ll leave it at that.”

Rep. Keith Self praised Speaker Mike Johnson's management of differing influences across the House Republican conference.

“But number two, focus on the ‘One Big Beautiful bill’ and all the wins that we’re getting.”

Rep. Lisa McClain urged Republican members to keep their focus on legislative achievements when returning home.

“I’ve always stated I want to be here, but you know, at the end of the day, they sign the checks like always. Let’s see if they want me to be here at the end of the day. … At the end of the day, I’m here for my teammates. I’m not here to please another grown man. I’m here for these guys. I’m not here for him.”

Micah Parsons stated that he is at training camp for his teammates rather than team management.

“Honda, Toyota, and Nissan still import vehicles from Mexico and Canada, where the current levels of tariffs can be higher than those applied to Japanese imports. Most of the high-volume models from Japanese brands are already produced in North America.”

Sam Fiorani explained how Japanese automakers also import vehicles from Mexico and Canada.

“Just because we sign him doesn’t mean we’re going to have him,”

Jerry Jones expressed caution regarding contract commitments while discussing Micah Parsons.

“don’t have any fear”

Speaker Mike Johnson rejected suggestions that House Republicans brought work to a standstill out of fear of taking votes on Epstein.

“I just don’t think it’s necessary”

Trump addressed whether it was necessary to fire Jerome Powell over the renovation project.

“If trade uncertainty fades, the combination of a resilient economy and significant fiscal easing will eventually translate into upside risks to inflation. Markets are not far away from switching focus from the last cut to the first hike,”

Mark Wall shared his analysis of potential upside inflation risks if trade uncertainty fades.

“A better deal would have held Japanese automakers to the same standards U.S. workers have fought for at GM, Ford, and Stellantis,”

The United Auto Workers union criticized the Trump administration's trade framework with Japan.

“but nobody seems to be in a hurry to negotiate around the last Trump administration’s free trade agreement.”

Sam Fiorani commented on the pacing of negotiations regarding previous free trade agreements.

“This cash cow will become less of the story.”

Wedbush Securities' Dan Ives noted that the loss of EV tax credits would create a headwind for Tesla and its competitors.

“I really have added it up, and you don’t need philosophy here but … When I look back on my life, I overpaid for my big successes every time. And when I tried to get a bargain, get it a little cheaper or get a better deal on it, I ended up usually either getting it and not happy I got it. Or missing it.”

Jerry Jones reflected on his career philosophy regarding overpaying for successes versus seeking bargains.

“Columbia’s reforms are a roadmap for elite universities that wish to regain the confidence of the American public by renewing their commitment to truth-seeking, merit, and civil debate,”

Education Secretary Linda McMahon issued a statement regarding Columbia University's agreed reforms.

“be out pretty soon anyway.”

Trump commented on Powell's performance and remaining term as Fed chair.

“There’s no [VIP] dining room. There’s no new marble. We took down the old marble, we’re putting it back up. We’ll have to use new marble where some of the old marble broke. But there’s no special elevators. There’s just old elevators that have been there.”

Powell testified before the Senate banking committee regarding features of the Fed headquarters renovation.