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“Ukraine has proposed many de-escalation steps,”

Zelenskyy said Ukraine has proposed many de-escalation steps amid ongoing conflict with Russia.

“It's truly shameful, but he has no ideas, he doesn't actually care about solving problems,”

El-Sayed criticized his GOP opponent Mike Rogers after Rogers alleged ties between El-Sayed and the Muslim Brotherhood.

“three months of strict enforcement”

CENTCOM said it had disabled four commercial vessels and turned around 135 ships during three months of strict enforcement.

“Look, this is one seat in Michigan that has a lot more to do with our local issues in Michigan than it has to do with a national referendum,”

El-Sayed responded to a question about whether his race was a national referendum on progressives.

“But I’m also like, it was a really sensitive week when she sent it, and I felt like our show was airing and everybody was ganging up on me.”

Kourtney explained she was in a sensitive state when Lawrence's email arrived during the airing of their show.

“The other day I was in the sauna, I’m sitting there, I’m by myself, no one’s around, so I figured I’ll get comfortable. I take my shirt off, I’m in my underwear. About five minutes in, there’s a knock on the glass door of the sauna that scared me. I thought I was alone. I look over and it was Theo Von and Joe, and they opened the door, and Joe just goes, ‘Hey, Theo said you looked like a gas station egg.'”

Gillis recounted being in Joe Rogan's sauna when Rogan and Theo Von surprised him.

“I don't think Henshall would have shaken up the institution very much,”

Matta suggested Henshall would not have shaken up the institution very much.

“You want to know more? I don't know what more I can tell you,”

Stroud was asked about the trade after Houston's first win of the year, a 26-3 victory over the Tennessee Titans.

“That an exception would be made for me. I knew how to be a good girl, but I also knew that the possibility of me going out on a wild night and flashing my boobs in public was quite high. So, there were times when I felt torn about it all, but as far as I was concerned, I just wanted him.”

Henshall wrote in her memoir that she felt torn but just wanted Edward despite the rigid expectations of royal life.

“was the closest thing that didn't have barnacles or oysters on it,”

Von Herbulis said he grasped an electrical conduit pipe because it was free of barnacles and oysters.

“They all care about each other. Those receivers, they don’t care who catches the ball. They don’t care who catches a touchdown. They’re just as excited for the next guy if it was them, and I think that that’s truly what we wanna build around here.”

Vrabel highlighted the receivers' unselfishness and team-first mentality after three of four active wide receivers had at least 50 receiving yards.

“made a clean dive in the water,”

Von Herbulis joked that he avoided injury on sharp barnacles and oysters by making a clean dive.

“It didn't work. Something had to change on the northern front.”

Kaufman argued that Israel's waiting for American diplomacy to succeed against Hezbollah had failed.

“If you want true third-party evaluation, you need true independence financially and otherwise,”

Venkatasubramanian said true third-party evaluation requires true financial and operational independence.

“It was actually different – running on a beautiful course, but also running on the Formula One track, and above all else, finishing on a cricket ground,”

Kipchoge reflected on the unique Melbourne course that incorporated the Formula One track and finished inside the MCG.

“partner with an independent external auditor or evaluator”

Trump encouraged AI companies to partner with an independent external auditor or evaluator as part of a voluntary accord presented in late September.

“If employers don't build those pipelines now, they're not going to have senior talent they need 10 years down the line.”

Puri warned that without building entry-level pipelines now, employers will lack senior talent in the future.

“I believe, very clearly, USPCN believes very clearly that there can be peace and justice as long as that system, that racist system of Zionism is dismantled,”

Abudayyeh said peace and justice are possible if the racist system of Zionism is dismantled.

“It was a performance of an attempt to show action when in fact no action actually happened,”

Venkatasubramanian criticized the voluntary accord as a performance of an attempt to show action when no action actually happened.

“Is this a money thing? My dad is older, gets confused.”

Gillis' character Zackary questioned whether Sam-I-Am's pressure on his father was a financial scam.

“I think, in general, if you're conservative in this country, you're going to vote conservative,”

Wolfinger explained why conservative voters in agriculture continue to vote conservative despite economic challenges.

“If the president wants my support, which I believe he should get for funding military operations and year-end funding beyond baseline funding, I think the president needs to understand this is a problem, and I’m not the only Republican concerned with this,”

Tillis warned that his vote on Trump's legislative priorities would depend on the White House reversing course on sanctions relief.

“I gotta lose weight. It’s a bummer, you know what I mean? When you finally get so fat, you’re like, alright, hit that fat rock bottom.”

Gillis opened his SNL monologue by discussing his desire to lose weight.

“What is this all for? Why are taxpayers paying billions to hit commercial ships?”

US Senator Chris Murphy questioned the military strike against the commercial vessel in a post on X.

“plays an important role in the magic shows we host here.”

Art of Play said on Instagram that the mechanical bird named Molly was not for sale because of its role in the store's magic shows.

“I was fired from this show a while ago. But, you know, don’t look that up, please,”

Gillis joked about his 2019 firing from SNL during his February 2024 hosting monologue.

“Terrorist organisations will use this as a recruiting tool. It will radicalise other people, and this is not who we are,”

Tillis warned on NBC's Meet the Press that broadcasting Hasan's death would put US lives at risk.

“From north to south, one people and one land,”

Volunteers from Jebchit and locals came to help southern neighbours with the olive harvest in an act of solidarity, with organiser Ahmad Chahhal declaring unity from north to south.

“Over time, he would gain confidence in the IDF, regain confidence in the military, in Israel's intelligence services, and end up outlasting, exhausting, or simply firing all of his war room rivals,”

Kaufman described how Netanyahu eventually approved the ground operation in Gaza after weeks of internal debate.

“I'd rather make memories with my family, team and coaching staff...I just wanted to celebrate with my wife..She deserved a kiss for all that she puts up with from me.”

Following the win over Alabama, Smart celebrated with his family in the visitors section and reflected on prioritizing family and team memories.

“I'm thinking, Am I gonna have to wait here all night?”

While clinging to a pipe in the water awaiting rescue, Von Herbulis wondered if he would have to wait all night.

“that academic hypothetical situation has now become a reality, or certainly a possibility.”

Stern lamented that his earlier academic hypothetical scenario has become a reality or possibility.

“I am fully awake, and a dark spirit with an open mouth comes into the room, and I can feel that it has come for me. To take me. It is very heavy and real, a dark force. I feel it is the spirit of death. I am not afraid. I become angry and demand it to leave. ‘What are you doing here?’ I yell. ‘Get away!’ And it goes away. I will it away.”

Evie Rodriguez, a patient in the ICU at UC Davis who was not responding to steroids or remdesivir, described a spiritual encounter that gave her the strength to fight off illness.

“the racist system of Zionism is dismantled.”

Abudayyeh said a democratic state can only happen if Zionism is dismantled.

“And I go, ‘F--- that b---- Jennifer Lawrence.’”

Kourtney expressed her anger toward Lawrence during the season 8 premiere of The Kardashians.

“It’s a cliche, but true, that nations don’t have permanent relationships – just interests.”

McCloskey concluded that nations do not have permanent relationships, just interests.

“On Ramadan, the holiest month of the year in Islam, on the first day, which is the holiest day, we detonated the leader of the Shia faith, the Ayatollah,”

Stern described the U.S. detonation of the Ayatollah on the first day of Ramadan as a provocative act.

“But communication, interpersonal skills and leadership are also really important,”

Puri added that communication, interpersonal skills and leadership remain important alongside AI proficiency.

“On the first touchdown to Pop, I’m back there, credit the offensive line eating a ham sandwich, so I got all day back there,”

Maye credited the offensive line for giving him extended time on his touchdown pass to DeMario Douglas.

“I was asked years ago when I was still with the government,”

Stern recalled a question posed to him years ago while he was still with the government.

“There are huge lessons picked from the day's events,”

Kenya's National Police Service responded to the BBC regarding the police response at Kasarani Stadium that left three mourners dead.

“Diesel prices for Americans and, indeed, the world, will be COMING DOWN, IN RECORD NUMBERS, AND FAST! Lower prices for Americans, especially our Great Farmers, Ranchers, and Truckers, is my greatest priority,”

Trump announced the deal on Friday via a post on Truth Social, claiming the Russian diesel agreement would reduce fuel prices in the US.

“He doesn’t f—–g like them!”

Gillis blurted out the expletive while defending his father from Sam-I-Am's questioning during a Dr. Seuss-inspired sketch on SNL.

“Our hydrological station was swept away and we are not getting any data from that location.”

A flood along the Budhi Gandaki River in Nepal's Gorkha district swept away houses, bridges, and a hydrological monitoring station.

“When I got to over 300 pounds-ish, it became really hard to look in between your legs.”

Kelce described the difficulty of long-snapping as a very large person during the Eagles-Jaguars broadcast.

“Vice President Vance played a critical role in ultimately securing American participation in the highly successful 12-day war,”

Kaufman credited Vice President Vance with helping secure Trump's final authorization for Operation Midnight Hammer.

“For example, if you’re in a third country and you have an [MI6] officer and a CIA officer pursuing the same target, and both services sort of deconflict that, it was almost always the case that the US would win out because it just has more heft and more resources,”

McCloskey gave an example of how the US typically prevails over MI6 in third-country operations due to greater heft and resources.

“My mom wrote something, like, ‘Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone, I talked to them last night, they’re the best,’”

Kourtney recalled her mother Kris Jenner's message about spending time with Lawrence and Emma Stone during the season 8 premiere of The Kardashians.

“I also unveiled a new logo for the Department of War. Yeah, pretty sick, right?”

Jost's Hegseth pointed out the Department of War's new logo in the cold open.

“We need to remember we are very used to shooting people like the Taliban who don't know what plumbing is – who literally for years lived in caves until we showed up and gave them stuff,”

Stern contrasted past adversaries like the Taliban with today's sophisticated enemies.

“What I was told from the Israeli prime minister's office is ‘America's goal is to de-escalate the war. Our goal is to win the war,' and we saw that clash at every point, especially during the Biden administration.”

Kaufman relayed what he was told from the Israeli prime minister's office about the difference between U.S. and Israeli war goals.

“The Persian Empire is the only empire of empires who have been all the way on top and all the way defeated at the bottom – six times,”

Stern described the Persian Empire's long historical perspective as a contrast to America's relatively young history.

“struggling to keep his head above water,”

A sheriff's office incident report described Von Herbulis struggling to keep his head above water when deputies arrived.

“have taken control of the administration of the strait”

In a statement carried by official Iranian media, the IRGC claimed Iranian forces had taken control of the administration of the Strait of Hormuz.

“The park will be closed today and the staff team who were deeply affected by events will receive specialist support,”

The park issued a later statement on Sunday confirming closure and support for affected staff.

“to be a practical business guy”

Jenkins said he had hoped Trump would turn out to be a practical business guy when Trump was first elected.

“The CIA officers felt here was a intimidation [from] the Brits, stemming from education, how articulate they were, their sense of refinement.”

McCloskey described CIA officers feeling intimidated by their British counterparts' education, articulateness, and refinement.

“If you want to go to a Chris Brown concert, you should go here.”

Lanning made the remark after Oregon's 41-27 win over USC, contrasting Oregon with USC for Southern California recruits.

“Look, I’m sorry, there’s no other way to describe. Have you seen it? I’ve seen it. You’ve seen the shorts? They’re those neon, like, artificial vape-colored [shorts], and the wrinkles go around the cheeks and all combine at the butthole. And don’t look, you’re not allowed to look!”

Gillis continued describing the neon shorts women wear at the gym.

“Donald Trump has already threatened to do what he did in 2020, which is deny the outcomes of an election,”

El-Sayed said on Meet the Press that Trump has threatened to deny the outcomes of an election as he did in 2020.