VERIFIED QUOTE · reported 2026-10-11
“was the closest thing that didn't have barnacles or oysters on it,”
Bill Von Herbulis · said date not stated · reported 2026-10-11
Von Herbulis said he grasped an electrical conduit pipe because it was free of barnacles and oysters.
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