Jason Kelce

“When I got to over 300 pounds-ish, it became really hard to look in between your legs.”

Jason Kelce · said date not stated · reported 2026-10-11

Kelce described the difficulty of long-snapping as a very large person during the Eagles-Jaguars broadcast.

“Way to go, DaVon Hamilton. I love it.”

Jason Kelce · said date not stated · reported 2026-10-11

Kelce praised defensive tackle DaVon Hamilton's effort filling in as an emergency long snapper.

“When I got fat, when I put on weight, I used to long-snap in high school,”

Jason Kelce · said date not stated · reported 2026-10-11

Kelce discussed his experience long-snapping in high school after Jaguars long snapper Ross Matiscik suffered a shoulder injury.

“Washington's secondary has been great on third down,”

Jason Kelce · said 2026-10-04 · reported 2026-10-04

Kelce was analyzing the Commanders' secondary play during the NFL Network broadcast of the game against the Colts.

“I almost made it out.”

Jason Kelce · said 2026-10-04 · reported 2026-10-04

Kelce reacted after Pasch pointed out he had used the former team name on air.

“The Redskins right now are doing a great job of not only staying tight, but making the play when the ball is in the receiver's hand and keeping it short of the sticks.”

Jason Kelce · said 2026-10-04 · reported 2026-10-04

Kelce inadvertently used the former team name Redskins while praising the team's defensive play on air.

“...When you're in man to man coverage, it just takes one missed tackle, and that can turn into a huge play.”

Jason Kelce · said 2026-10-04 · reported 2026-10-04

Kelce was explaining man-to-man coverage while discussing the Commanders' defensive play.

“There wasn’t, like, the sitdown formal stuff. There wasn’t, like, a bunch of the speeches. It was just time to party and have fun.”

Jason Kelce · said 2026-09-02 · reported 2026-09-02

Jason Kelce described the wedding's structure as informal and focused on partying rather than formal speeches.

“Right before the wedding that I realized, ‘Oh my god, he’s gonna crush this because … obviously, he’s an entertainer and he’s hilarious, but there’s a sweetness in everything Adam does, like, all of his movies. There’s a degree of it that I think really resonates with officiating a wedding.”

Jason Kelce · said 2026-09-02 · reported 2026-09-02

Jason Kelce reflected on Adam Sandler officiating the wedding and why he would do a great job.

“I saw Brad Pitt hugging Conan O’Brien. I see Paul McCartney, and then all of a sudden I see f–king Mrs. Clarke. And I’m like, ‘What in the world?!’”

Jason Kelce · said 2026-09-02 · reported 2026-09-02

Jason Kelce recalled seeing celebrity guests including Brad Pitt, Conan O'Brien, and Paul McCartney at the wedding.

“We want your pee, please give us your pee. Let's pee on computers together, to save humanity.”

Jason Kelce · said 2026-08-18 · reported 2026-08-20

Kelce sings this line while walking toward a data center holding a jar of urine in the satirical video.

“It was a good time,”

Jason Kelce · said 2026-07-09 · reported 2026-07-10

Jason Kelce offered his take on the nuptials while golfing at the American Century Championship in Nevada on Thursday.