Jason Kelce
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“There wasn’t, like, the sitdown formal stuff. There wasn’t, like, a bunch of the speeches. It was just time to party and have fun.”
Jason Kelce · said 2026-09-02 · reported 2026-09-02
Jason Kelce described the wedding's structure as informal and focused on partying rather than formal speeches.
“I saw Brad Pitt hugging Conan O’Brien. I see Paul McCartney, and then all of a sudden I see f–king Mrs. Clarke. And I’m like, ‘What in the world?!’”
Jason Kelce · said 2026-09-02 · reported 2026-09-02
Jason Kelce recalled seeing celebrity guests including Brad Pitt, Conan O'Brien, and Paul McCartney at the wedding.
“Right before the wedding that I realized, ‘Oh my god, he’s gonna crush this because … obviously, he’s an entertainer and he’s hilarious, but there’s a sweetness in everything Adam does, like, all of his movies. There’s a degree of it that I think really resonates with officiating a wedding.”
Jason Kelce · said 2026-09-02 · reported 2026-09-02
Jason Kelce reflected on Adam Sandler officiating the wedding and why he would do a great job.
“We want your pee, please give us your pee. Let's pee on computers together, to save humanity.”
Jason Kelce · said 2026-08-18 · reported 2026-08-20
Kelce sings this line while walking toward a data center holding a jar of urine in the satirical video.
“It was a good time,”
Jason Kelce · said 2026-07-09 · reported 2026-07-10
Jason Kelce offered his take on the nuptials while golfing at the American Century Championship in Nevada on Thursday.