“Look, I’m sorry, there’s no other way to describe. Have you seen it? I’ve seen it. You’ve seen the shorts? They’re those neon, like, artificial vape-colored [shorts], and the wrinkles go around the cheeks and all combine at the butthole. And don’t look, you’re not allowed to look!”

Shane Gillis · said 2026-10-11 · reported 2026-10-11

Gillis continued describing the neon shorts women wear at the gym.