Eric Byrnes

“He told me, and I’m like, ‘Bro, no! What the f—, you can’t do that,’”

Eric Byrnes · said date not stated · reported 2026-09-07

Byrnes described his reaction when the bat boy later admitted he had pretended to be him.

“He ends up getting his knob polished. I’m not kidding. The whole time, this chick thinks it’s f—ing me.”

Eric Byrnes · said date not stated · reported 2026-09-07

Byrnes recounted that the bat boy used the mistaken identity to pursue a sexual encounter with one of the women.

“And sure enough, we made an agreement: nice work, congratulations, don’t ever f—ing do it again.”

Eric Byrnes · said date not stated · reported 2026-09-07

Byrnes said he let the bat boy walk away with a warning after confronting him.

“The girls are like, ‘Eric Byrnes! Eric Byrnes!’ and he’s like, ‘Yeah, what’s up?’”

Eric Byrnes · said date not stated · reported 2026-09-07

Byrnes recalled on his podcast how two women mistook a former A's bat boy for him at a red light.