VERIFIED QUOTE · reported 2025-07-22
“Uh oh, either they’re having an affair or they’re just very shy,”
“Weird Al” Yankovic · said date not stated · reported 2025-07-22
"Weird Al" Yankovic quipped during a bit on Stephen Colbert's show.
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