VERIFIED QUOTE · reported 2026-10-12
“I haven’t been to the gym in so long, I didn’t realize women just dressed like whores now,”
Shane Gillis · said date not stated · reported 2026-10-12
Gillis made the remark during his opening monologue on SNL, prompting groans from the audience.
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